Back in America

Author: Capt. Hindsight / Labels: , ,

While I was away, I realize that some celebrities have passed away. Due to my List being set for standard deaths, and not metric deaths, which is what England uses, I was not able to correctly read who was going to die. Do not see this as a fault of either mine or the List's. Instead, I implore my readers to please, above all else, blame the Jews.

In memory of:

Michael Jackson, noted black child star
another, clearly different Michael Jackson, noted white child-molesting star/songwriter
Farrah Fawcett, former Charlie's Angel, current Angel (or hellspawn, she may have been a horrible person for all I know)
Billy Mays, who is to be buried with his family, but if they act now, we'll throw in an extra body for free. Just pay shipping and handling.
Karl Malden, apparently a famous person

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